Post by Saio on Nov 16, 2010 21:57:26 GMT -6
“You have no choice! You are surrounded! You are outnumbered and out gunned, ZX-156!"
A snide look back at the military ops androids, those who mindlessly followed instructions and had no choice but to do so because their programming wasn't as complex as his own. Their target looked to be a normal human, though it was obvious with his stance he wasn't about to back down and give up.
"Catch me if you can ass wipes." he snorted, smiling like a mad man.
The boy threw his trench coat away to reveal a plasma rifle, which he then began to use to blast away those who would seek him. When out of power he tossed the gun away, and jumped onto the railing surrounding the rooftop of the building. He laughed, leaned back to fall off the building. He plummeted away from them, a smile still on his face. Whirling around to face the ground rushing at him, he slammed his feet into the pavement, a barrage of bullets greeting him from all directions. One lucky bullet hit his right shoulder, and thick, dark red blood began to ooze from the wound.
"Damn......" He turned and ran away, holding his damaged arm. Looking up at the helicopter coming at him, his eyes began to glow a bright mechanical red. The helicopter shut down in mid air, plummeting to the ground below, thanks to his quick hack job. His feet carried him away into the night, to keep his cover, and to avoid capture. After all, the military would just love to have him back. He shuddered to think of what would happen if they got their grubby little hands on him again. Truly, it was a terrifying thought.
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“Tonight, a serious threat was discovered the form of terrorism, as a robot set to self-destruct near the United Embassy was discovered on transit. We have the full coverage, tonight on Day line"
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"Several suspects have denied any knowledge of the terrorist threat, while the military denies knowledge of any stolen units. But the robot in question was destroyed in the siege, so no applicable data can be salvaged."
A picture of the red headed robot appeared on the screen, his mouth wide in a sinister smile.
“While this is an as of yet unknown model, people have suggested that this is in reality a bio-android. At this time, the military denies all knowledge of the android and the incident.”
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Meanwhile, aboard the Carnival, the robot in question was very much alive and throwing a fit, while his arm was being repaired by one of his comrades."That wasn't even a good picture!!!" He yelled, slamming his fist down, miffed at the ugly picture of him.
"Well, you shouldn't have been out parading around like that in the first place!"
"Hey! I saved a little girl, thank you very much. And then they were all over me like ants to a picnic!"
"Humph. Well, you deserved this little injury if you're going to act like that."
"How so?" He demanded, sulking.
"You know what we are to the military, and you know they're watching for us. We are their prized roots, and we escaped. Think of how hard they'll try to get us back. You obviously didn't when you were pulling that little stunt."
The boy sulked some more, looking down at the floor. "I know...."
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MILITARY FILE 103482-ZX TOP SECRET
In regards to the ZX type android found earlier this evening, the android has escaped, much to our displeasure. With security footage we were able to obtain the image of only one model, currently unknown. We will be hiring certain specialists to bring them back in. Certain rumors have been voiced that certain androids have grouped together, to better protect themselves. Several different types have been spotted in various sectors, though no one has been able to catch up to the model before it disappears again. These androids must be captured at all costs, and it must remain unknown to the public. That is all at this time.
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Alrighty... just follow the same lay out as this:
Military File 246-32E (you can use any combination of numbers and letters you like)
Android Age: 17 yrs (you can be any age you like, it doesn't matter. It isn't like you age anyway. However, the older you are, the harder it will be to find replacement parts should you need repairs.)
Classification:
MECH (a totally mechanical android, and outdated completely by this day and age.)
ANDROID (a near completely mechanical robot, and not always human in appearance -or other life forms, for that matter- and made with few organic parts, though no where near as advanced as a bio-android)
BIO-ANDROID ( an organic android.. capable of all the things a human can do, with a few special functions. The most advanced model ever produced, the ZX-04, is capable of conception.)
PROTOTYPE MODEL (a type android created in the process of improving technology and developing other machine types)
Gender:
height: 6'7" (no taller than 8' no shorter than 5')
Weight: 175 lbs (no heavier than 500, no lighter than 150)
Specialty components: Please select a few of the following components; though feel free to make your own.
Nanotech Synthesizer (uses nano machines to repair damage and digest food, or to generate other parts, and even to clothe the android!)
Levitation genodes (wing like apparatuses that sprout out of the back, thanks to nano technology)
Specialty synthetic L5 class radiator system (a radiator system acts like the body's temperature regulator. The L5 type is the best.)
Specialty class 5 synthetic plastique muscle tissues (this is the tissue that comprises the android muscle structure. Plastique is the name of the organic compound making up the muscles themselves. There are currently 5 variations, 5 being the most perfected and capable of the most rigorous use and profound feats of strength)
High speed reactor D model (goes up to E model, the higher up the better. This part improves the overall speed and reaction time of the android.)
Hypnotic Wave Vocal Emitter (lets the android emit hypnotic waves with their voice)
Banshee Vocals (allows the android to make a horrific screech and destroy fragile or crystalline structures or deafen opponents.)
Lightweight frame (skeletal structure made more lightweight than usual, though not necessarily weaker)
Arm mounted laser gun (self explanatory)
arm mounted laser cannon (self explanatory)
arm mounted specialty shot gun (fires coins, not bullets)
Boomer Missile Launcher (this lovely and compact missile is launched from somewhere on the android's body, and remains true to its name)
Berserker protocol (activating this mode allows the android to go ape shit, though still safely within the parameters of the combat limiter)
hologram projector (self explanatory)
light shield (think of it as a type of energy shield with a limited amount of power before it goes out and must be recharged)
Arm mounted flame thrower (self explanatory.)
Sniper Class optics (eyes with the same qualities as binoculars and usually installed in assassins)
Distortion generators/absorbers (able to absorb energy and then disperse it into the surrounding area in various forms)
Combat limiter protocol Override (allows the android to override their limiter, pushing themselves to the limit and beyond. If they fight for too long in this state, they will inevitably destroy themselves. This program is usually a hack after escaping, as it is strictly forbidden to any model android to have such ability.)
Super Cooler (allows the android to chill the air, thus making ice and other icy effects)
Magnetic distorter (Allows the android to manipulate magnetic fields)
GS Bio-mech Organs (these are high performance synthetic organs, much tougher than normal ones or the organs given to typical androids. These are necessary, and require some form of nutrition)
Telepresence Abilities (the ability to communicate between other machines is standard on all androids and machines. However, some machines have an innate hacking ability thanks to this. Telepresence abilities vary from machine to machine.
External Weaponry: Weapons that your character uses that are not installed
Original usage: (please select only one)
Combat
Repair
infiltration
munitions hauling
defensive tactics
offensive tactics
Melee combat
Confusing enemy troops
Decimation of enemy troops
covert operations
Negotiations
android status: M.I.A. / DESTROYED / DECONSTRUCTED / STOLEN / SELF DESTRUCTED / UNKNOWN (pick one please)
Known history: (treat this as your bio)
Appearance (if you can, have a picture. if not, then a detailed description)
Personality Side notes: (describe your character's personality)
alright build up your machines people.....we will start this when we have enough people. If you wish to be a human or another species, then pm me.
In this little universe of ours, Earth and Mars are the dominion of humans. However, long after Mars was settled, mankind came into contact with extraterrestrial life, and then boomed into space, meeting all kinds of species other than their own. Man was not alone in the universe. Some key Factions of Space:
The Gerul Pirates (this band of pirates is a bunch of low down hunters, always seeking their next victim or caper. These guys are thieves, mostly.)
Tai Pirates (Heavily influenced by the Oriental nations of Earth, they are like the Yakuza of Space.)
Gohn Pirates (Comprised mostly of militant groups that have banded together under a recently appointed leader. The old leader has yet to be found.)
Cerberus (Many belonging to this group are nothing more than cybernetic thugs and murderers.)
There are nearly countless more. I will update them as we go along. Now, for some planets
Leaferia (This planet is much similar to Earth than any other known planet. It plays as an intergalactic way station for all kinds of people and species.
Haven: An asteroid turned hub. This is more of a free zone, so many people who don't want to be found head here. But, it's also a nice place to stop on long journeys.)
Heifon (home to a sentient species called the Ver. The Ver are similar in appearance to felines, though walk upright and have opposable thumbs and well developed hands.
Levion, the Junkyard Planet. (This planet is the junkyard of the universe. All kinds of technological refuse can be found here, spanning centuries of Earth time. Lately, it's fallen under the dominion of the Gerul Pirates.)
Waypoint (this of course is the military hub of the universe.)
Teirilo, the tourist trap planet. The entire planet has been turned into a resort, and summer clothing is mandatory attire all year round, there is no winter in this planet.)
Again, I will update the planets as necessary.
Here is my own character sheet:
Military File: ZX-04-5729221 'Zeke Remmington'
Gender: Male
Age: 16
Classification: Bio-Android
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 158.6 lbs
Specialty Components:
Special Prototype G Class High Speed Reactor
Bio-mech organs
Specialty L5 Class Radiator System
Sniper class Optics
Combat Mode Limiter Override Protocol
Standard L Class Light Shield
Laser Whip arm mount
Lightweight Frame
Arm mounted Taser
Specialty Class 5 plastique muscle tissue
Telepresence Abilities
Arm Mounted Tripod Laser Cannon
External Weaponry: Zeke usually wields his bare hands, though he has been occasionally known to wield a short sword made from Zyronium, the second hardest metal in the known universe, and is known to be able to cut steel like a hot knife through butter. He also still has his own external levitation genodes, each equipped with laser cannons. Of course his insanely large Rocket Launcher, complete with a bayonet also made of Zyronium, can't be left out. He also wields a massive plasma rifle, and without mercy.
Original Usage: Melee Combat
Android Status: UNKNOWN
Known History: Zeke is the final ZX model off the line, and the only male. There were many irregularities in the ZX type logic boards, something that could never be perfected within the ZX types. While this made them seem all the more human, this was what also led them to stop being produced, as when they became emotionally unstable, they became unstoppable as well. The ZX-04 model was the final version made, and many of these were developed in secret to aid in raising the human population in space, few serving in the military. Without a populous, humanity did not have much of a voice in the reaches of space. While all ZX Types are capable of conception, not all are capable of combat. And each has their own unique flaws within the logic board, Zeke's own having several major flaws, giving his personality a homosexual countenance. The designer of the models, Elysia Remmington, undertook Whiplash as her own child, raising him along with one other ZX type as her own. Not much is known about this other model.
For seven years, Zeke served faithfully to superiors. However, the first commissioned battle Zeke took part in that involved the killing of innocent people jarred the delicate emotional balance held by the ZX type models. Being ordered to return for decommissioning, it disappeared near the fourth moon of Azeria. Nothing was found, other than his destroyed cruiser. The Android itself has never been recovered.
Appearance:
Personality Side notes: Zeke exudes pure emotional intensity and is always on the hunt for a new and exciting love conquest or some way to destroy government property. Beware of if he sets his sights on you, he has explosives.
Watch out boys he'll chew you up and spit you out.
Fighting off an approach from Zeke is like trying to protect your privacy against the patriot act, resistance is futile. You can try to resist his unique style of in-your-face charm and you may even succeed, but you will be kicking your own ass later for not hopping on the Vespa.
...he's a man eater.
If you do find yourself spending a night with Zeke you should expect on remembering about half of the experience. It will go so fast and end so quick you will be lucky to make it into his email list.
In spite of the meticulously honed aggression and confidence that Zeke portrays, he can also be very vulnerable. So what is his kryptonite? Innocence and submission. Zeke believes in the Drew Barrymore of Adam Sandler movies. If you can convince him that you are pure of heart and soul you just might be able to get a copy of the Am Ex.
Zeke usually carries a fantasy checklist in his wallet and is always just waiting for the opportunity to cross another one off. Zeke won't mess around when he wants to get it on. You will know. You also won't likely get much say in how it will be going down. Zeke will take control and you will be forced to give in or call the cops.
Good luck with that.
What to expect when spending a typical day (or night) with Zeke:
- Mass quantities of Red Bull or speed.
- Drum and Bass or Jungle.
- Clubs and bars followed by a bar and a club. Hey DJ.
- Non-stop seduction. That never stops.
- Lots of awkward introductions with old "friends".
- Lots of great introductions to potentially new friends.
- Not spending a nickel, unless you get a defective one.
- Possibility of 3 or 4 ways.
- Sex in any location that you implied you haven't had it.
- A "Need for Speed" inspired ride home.
- Loud explosions and devilish grin afterwards.
Alright peoples. We are the machines with heart, the bringers of laughter and smiles. Our theatre ship, the S.S G-Class Carnival is our base of operations. We use the cover of being a circus to hide the fact that we were built, not born. We love performing for an audience, as we have at last found a means to be happy. But the military has other ideas. Obviously, they want us back. We are the pinnacles of technology, the pride and joy of the intergalactic military police forces. Yet, we are not just hunted by the Space forces. Pirates want us, too. We've got a lot of power, and some of us are so advanced, we are capable of getting pregnant, should the case arise. We are a beacon of hope, a shining star among other renegade robots. However, the day will come when the Space Police get desperate enough to take us by force when they discover just what the Scrapmetal Circus is, and all good things must come to an end sometime. Can we survive their wrath?
A snide look back at the military ops androids, those who mindlessly followed instructions and had no choice but to do so because their programming wasn't as complex as his own. Their target looked to be a normal human, though it was obvious with his stance he wasn't about to back down and give up.
"Catch me if you can ass wipes." he snorted, smiling like a mad man.
The boy threw his trench coat away to reveal a plasma rifle, which he then began to use to blast away those who would seek him. When out of power he tossed the gun away, and jumped onto the railing surrounding the rooftop of the building. He laughed, leaned back to fall off the building. He plummeted away from them, a smile still on his face. Whirling around to face the ground rushing at him, he slammed his feet into the pavement, a barrage of bullets greeting him from all directions. One lucky bullet hit his right shoulder, and thick, dark red blood began to ooze from the wound.
"Damn......" He turned and ran away, holding his damaged arm. Looking up at the helicopter coming at him, his eyes began to glow a bright mechanical red. The helicopter shut down in mid air, plummeting to the ground below, thanks to his quick hack job. His feet carried him away into the night, to keep his cover, and to avoid capture. After all, the military would just love to have him back. He shuddered to think of what would happen if they got their grubby little hands on him again. Truly, it was a terrifying thought.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
“Tonight, a serious threat was discovered the form of terrorism, as a robot set to self-destruct near the United Embassy was discovered on transit. We have the full coverage, tonight on Day line"
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
"Several suspects have denied any knowledge of the terrorist threat, while the military denies knowledge of any stolen units. But the robot in question was destroyed in the siege, so no applicable data can be salvaged."
A picture of the red headed robot appeared on the screen, his mouth wide in a sinister smile.
“While this is an as of yet unknown model, people have suggested that this is in reality a bio-android. At this time, the military denies all knowledge of the android and the incident.”
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Meanwhile, aboard the Carnival, the robot in question was very much alive and throwing a fit, while his arm was being repaired by one of his comrades."That wasn't even a good picture!!!" He yelled, slamming his fist down, miffed at the ugly picture of him.
"Well, you shouldn't have been out parading around like that in the first place!"
"Hey! I saved a little girl, thank you very much. And then they were all over me like ants to a picnic!"
"Humph. Well, you deserved this little injury if you're going to act like that."
"How so?" He demanded, sulking.
"You know what we are to the military, and you know they're watching for us. We are their prized roots, and we escaped. Think of how hard they'll try to get us back. You obviously didn't when you were pulling that little stunt."
The boy sulked some more, looking down at the floor. "I know...."
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
MILITARY FILE 103482-ZX TOP SECRET
In regards to the ZX type android found earlier this evening, the android has escaped, much to our displeasure. With security footage we were able to obtain the image of only one model, currently unknown. We will be hiring certain specialists to bring them back in. Certain rumors have been voiced that certain androids have grouped together, to better protect themselves. Several different types have been spotted in various sectors, though no one has been able to catch up to the model before it disappears again. These androids must be captured at all costs, and it must remain unknown to the public. That is all at this time.
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Alrighty... just follow the same lay out as this:
Military File 246-32E (you can use any combination of numbers and letters you like)
Android Age: 17 yrs (you can be any age you like, it doesn't matter. It isn't like you age anyway. However, the older you are, the harder it will be to find replacement parts should you need repairs.)
Classification:
MECH (a totally mechanical android, and outdated completely by this day and age.)
ANDROID (a near completely mechanical robot, and not always human in appearance -or other life forms, for that matter- and made with few organic parts, though no where near as advanced as a bio-android)
BIO-ANDROID ( an organic android.. capable of all the things a human can do, with a few special functions. The most advanced model ever produced, the ZX-04, is capable of conception.)
PROTOTYPE MODEL (a type android created in the process of improving technology and developing other machine types)
Gender:
height: 6'7" (no taller than 8' no shorter than 5')
Weight: 175 lbs (no heavier than 500, no lighter than 150)
Specialty components: Please select a few of the following components; though feel free to make your own.
Nanotech Synthesizer (uses nano machines to repair damage and digest food, or to generate other parts, and even to clothe the android!)
Levitation genodes (wing like apparatuses that sprout out of the back, thanks to nano technology)
Specialty synthetic L5 class radiator system (a radiator system acts like the body's temperature regulator. The L5 type is the best.)
Specialty class 5 synthetic plastique muscle tissues (this is the tissue that comprises the android muscle structure. Plastique is the name of the organic compound making up the muscles themselves. There are currently 5 variations, 5 being the most perfected and capable of the most rigorous use and profound feats of strength)
High speed reactor D model (goes up to E model, the higher up the better. This part improves the overall speed and reaction time of the android.)
Hypnotic Wave Vocal Emitter (lets the android emit hypnotic waves with their voice)
Banshee Vocals (allows the android to make a horrific screech and destroy fragile or crystalline structures or deafen opponents.)
Lightweight frame (skeletal structure made more lightweight than usual, though not necessarily weaker)
Arm mounted laser gun (self explanatory)
arm mounted laser cannon (self explanatory)
arm mounted specialty shot gun (fires coins, not bullets)
Boomer Missile Launcher (this lovely and compact missile is launched from somewhere on the android's body, and remains true to its name)
Berserker protocol (activating this mode allows the android to go ape shit, though still safely within the parameters of the combat limiter)
hologram projector (self explanatory)
light shield (think of it as a type of energy shield with a limited amount of power before it goes out and must be recharged)
Arm mounted flame thrower (self explanatory.)
Sniper Class optics (eyes with the same qualities as binoculars and usually installed in assassins)
Distortion generators/absorbers (able to absorb energy and then disperse it into the surrounding area in various forms)
Combat limiter protocol Override (allows the android to override their limiter, pushing themselves to the limit and beyond. If they fight for too long in this state, they will inevitably destroy themselves. This program is usually a hack after escaping, as it is strictly forbidden to any model android to have such ability.)
Super Cooler (allows the android to chill the air, thus making ice and other icy effects)
Magnetic distorter (Allows the android to manipulate magnetic fields)
GS Bio-mech Organs (these are high performance synthetic organs, much tougher than normal ones or the organs given to typical androids. These are necessary, and require some form of nutrition)
Telepresence Abilities (the ability to communicate between other machines is standard on all androids and machines. However, some machines have an innate hacking ability thanks to this. Telepresence abilities vary from machine to machine.
External Weaponry: Weapons that your character uses that are not installed
Original usage: (please select only one)
Combat
Repair
infiltration
munitions hauling
defensive tactics
offensive tactics
Melee combat
Confusing enemy troops
Decimation of enemy troops
covert operations
Negotiations
android status: M.I.A. / DESTROYED / DECONSTRUCTED / STOLEN / SELF DESTRUCTED / UNKNOWN (pick one please)
Known history: (treat this as your bio)
Appearance (if you can, have a picture. if not, then a detailed description)
Personality Side notes: (describe your character's personality)
alright build up your machines people.....we will start this when we have enough people. If you wish to be a human or another species, then pm me.
In this little universe of ours, Earth and Mars are the dominion of humans. However, long after Mars was settled, mankind came into contact with extraterrestrial life, and then boomed into space, meeting all kinds of species other than their own. Man was not alone in the universe. Some key Factions of Space:
The Gerul Pirates (this band of pirates is a bunch of low down hunters, always seeking their next victim or caper. These guys are thieves, mostly.)
Tai Pirates (Heavily influenced by the Oriental nations of Earth, they are like the Yakuza of Space.)
Gohn Pirates (Comprised mostly of militant groups that have banded together under a recently appointed leader. The old leader has yet to be found.)
Cerberus (Many belonging to this group are nothing more than cybernetic thugs and murderers.)
There are nearly countless more. I will update them as we go along. Now, for some planets
Leaferia (This planet is much similar to Earth than any other known planet. It plays as an intergalactic way station for all kinds of people and species.
Haven: An asteroid turned hub. This is more of a free zone, so many people who don't want to be found head here. But, it's also a nice place to stop on long journeys.)
Heifon (home to a sentient species called the Ver. The Ver are similar in appearance to felines, though walk upright and have opposable thumbs and well developed hands.
Levion, the Junkyard Planet. (This planet is the junkyard of the universe. All kinds of technological refuse can be found here, spanning centuries of Earth time. Lately, it's fallen under the dominion of the Gerul Pirates.)
Waypoint (this of course is the military hub of the universe.)
Teirilo, the tourist trap planet. The entire planet has been turned into a resort, and summer clothing is mandatory attire all year round, there is no winter in this planet.)
Again, I will update the planets as necessary.
Here is my own character sheet:
Military File: ZX-04-5729221 'Zeke Remmington'
Gender: Male
Age: 16
Classification: Bio-Android
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 158.6 lbs
Specialty Components:
Special Prototype G Class High Speed Reactor
Bio-mech organs
Specialty L5 Class Radiator System
Sniper class Optics
Combat Mode Limiter Override Protocol
Standard L Class Light Shield
Laser Whip arm mount
Lightweight Frame
Arm mounted Taser
Specialty Class 5 plastique muscle tissue
Telepresence Abilities
Arm Mounted Tripod Laser Cannon
External Weaponry: Zeke usually wields his bare hands, though he has been occasionally known to wield a short sword made from Zyronium, the second hardest metal in the known universe, and is known to be able to cut steel like a hot knife through butter. He also still has his own external levitation genodes, each equipped with laser cannons. Of course his insanely large Rocket Launcher, complete with a bayonet also made of Zyronium, can't be left out. He also wields a massive plasma rifle, and without mercy.
Original Usage: Melee Combat
Android Status: UNKNOWN
Known History: Zeke is the final ZX model off the line, and the only male. There were many irregularities in the ZX type logic boards, something that could never be perfected within the ZX types. While this made them seem all the more human, this was what also led them to stop being produced, as when they became emotionally unstable, they became unstoppable as well. The ZX-04 model was the final version made, and many of these were developed in secret to aid in raising the human population in space, few serving in the military. Without a populous, humanity did not have much of a voice in the reaches of space. While all ZX Types are capable of conception, not all are capable of combat. And each has their own unique flaws within the logic board, Zeke's own having several major flaws, giving his personality a homosexual countenance. The designer of the models, Elysia Remmington, undertook Whiplash as her own child, raising him along with one other ZX type as her own. Not much is known about this other model.
For seven years, Zeke served faithfully to superiors. However, the first commissioned battle Zeke took part in that involved the killing of innocent people jarred the delicate emotional balance held by the ZX type models. Being ordered to return for decommissioning, it disappeared near the fourth moon of Azeria. Nothing was found, other than his destroyed cruiser. The Android itself has never been recovered.
Appearance:
Personality Side notes: Zeke exudes pure emotional intensity and is always on the hunt for a new and exciting love conquest or some way to destroy government property. Beware of if he sets his sights on you, he has explosives.
Watch out boys he'll chew you up and spit you out.
Fighting off an approach from Zeke is like trying to protect your privacy against the patriot act, resistance is futile. You can try to resist his unique style of in-your-face charm and you may even succeed, but you will be kicking your own ass later for not hopping on the Vespa.
...he's a man eater.
If you do find yourself spending a night with Zeke you should expect on remembering about half of the experience. It will go so fast and end so quick you will be lucky to make it into his email list.
In spite of the meticulously honed aggression and confidence that Zeke portrays, he can also be very vulnerable. So what is his kryptonite? Innocence and submission. Zeke believes in the Drew Barrymore of Adam Sandler movies. If you can convince him that you are pure of heart and soul you just might be able to get a copy of the Am Ex.
Zeke usually carries a fantasy checklist in his wallet and is always just waiting for the opportunity to cross another one off. Zeke won't mess around when he wants to get it on. You will know. You also won't likely get much say in how it will be going down. Zeke will take control and you will be forced to give in or call the cops.
Good luck with that.
What to expect when spending a typical day (or night) with Zeke:
- Mass quantities of Red Bull or speed.
- Drum and Bass or Jungle.
- Clubs and bars followed by a bar and a club. Hey DJ.
- Non-stop seduction. That never stops.
- Lots of awkward introductions with old "friends".
- Lots of great introductions to potentially new friends.
- Not spending a nickel, unless you get a defective one.
- Possibility of 3 or 4 ways.
- Sex in any location that you implied you haven't had it.
- A "Need for Speed" inspired ride home.
- Loud explosions and devilish grin afterwards.
Alright peoples. We are the machines with heart, the bringers of laughter and smiles. Our theatre ship, the S.S G-Class Carnival is our base of operations. We use the cover of being a circus to hide the fact that we were built, not born. We love performing for an audience, as we have at last found a means to be happy. But the military has other ideas. Obviously, they want us back. We are the pinnacles of technology, the pride and joy of the intergalactic military police forces. Yet, we are not just hunted by the Space forces. Pirates want us, too. We've got a lot of power, and some of us are so advanced, we are capable of getting pregnant, should the case arise. We are a beacon of hope, a shining star among other renegade robots. However, the day will come when the Space Police get desperate enough to take us by force when they discover just what the Scrapmetal Circus is, and all good things must come to an end sometime. Can we survive their wrath?