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Post by Limerence Bradley on Nov 21, 2010 18:05:22 GMT -6
Here's a Pagan parody of the song "Santa Claus is Coming to Town".
Mother Berta's Coming to Town
You better watch out when winter comes nigh You better not doubt, I'm telling you why Mother Berta's coming to town
She carries a sack made out of skin She dumps the toys out and stuffs the kids in Mother Berta's coming to town
She rides on Master Skeggi A Goat whose back is strong Her beard is grey and scraggly And her tail is ten feet long!
With six or eight horns, a moustache or two Make a mistake, she's coming for YOU! Mother Berta's coming to town.
She knows with whom your sleeping She knows with whom you wake She knows each thought you're thinking So don't THINK! For Goddess sake
So when the winds howl way up in the sky Listen as she and Skeggi pass by Mother Berta's coming Mother Berta's coming Mother Berta's coming Mother Berta's coming to town
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